Tuesday 30 January 2007

running buffet

All-you-can-run-jogging-buffet
menu: rounds around RJC track.
time and date: 3.30-4.30 30th January 2007
cost: free
that is sick.
running round and round the track, over and over again for ONE WHOLE HOUR!! >.<
i can die.
but i fell short of my target.
ended up doing 29 rounds in an hour. missed 30 by 1!! =O
nevermind, next time run faster. yay! (:

Monday 29 January 2007

tired.

past few days have been a blur to me. everything around me just whizzes past before i can even catch a glimpse of it. i need some time to take a breather.

like going down to the beach or something, and just lie there. and stone.

i feel abit overwhelmed now.
darn.
i need encouragement.

you can do it ben.

im going to swim in the pitch black pool.
hope the guard doesnt catch me.

Sunday 28 January 2007

Diet's over

Game over.
Insert 1 credit to continue...

darn. i surrender. life without sugar is impossible. trust me. i dont think anyone can ever survive without sugar for more than a day, unless you are either deprived, or insane. yea right.

i went 60 hours without sugar. SIXTYY! =O
i am amazing.

it ended this way.

(after lunch)
dad: you done with your food?
ben: yea.
dad: i bought chocolate.
me: yea, i am not going to touch that.

five minutes later i finished half a bar of chocalte. -_-"

nice. (:

depriving me of sugar causes me to make stupid decisions. like on friday. i decide for longkuan, darius and kieran to walk to city hall MRT since raffles place MRT was too crowded and we did not want to take a crowded train. we walked all the way to city hall mrt and too a crowded train from there... at least for kieran. xD
poor kieran.

i ran around with long kuan and darius walking in the rain, trying to find a 56 bus stop. nice. (:

back to my chocolate bar. got to catch up with all that glucose i lost.

Thursday 25 January 2007

Going Sugar-free

sugar. 糖 . sucre. Zucker. zucchero . 설탕 . açúcar . сахара. azúcar.

9 words from nine different languages descirbes the simplest yet greatest pleasure in life. Alone, this miraculous compound brings about joy, love and laughter. it can provide enourmous surge of energy, enough for me to irritate the !@#$ out of anyone. without it, my world shatters into a million itsy bitsy pieces, that can only be once again put back together with this fabulous friend.

but all good things come to an end.

I AM GOING TO TRY BREAK THIS HABIT. X12956242

ben is going on a sugar free diet. yes, you didnt read it wrongly. ben is not going to touch sugar, in the form of junk food, for as long as he can manage. why? you might ask. its due to the following reasons:

a) i am addicted.
b) feeding my addiction make my wallet cry.
c) too much sugar kills me.
d) i can learn to get high from other places.
e) i am addicted

did i say that i am addicted?
so starting from tomorrow, 0000hrs (+8 GMT) 260107. my ordeal begins.

good bye candy. good bye chocolates. good bye unlimited bottles of soft drinks. good bye.
fairwell C6H1206.

wish me luck.

I will survive.

Monday 22 January 2007

three bananas and a pack of strawberry milk

thats right. three banananananananas and one litre of dutch lady strawberry milk lasted for my breakfast and dinner over a long period of time and over a impossible distance, which i shall not reveal. ;)

cannot take it.
quote by ben "i'll carry both tents and we'll still make it there by 11am. All i have to do is eat my banana"
manly quote. *puffs up chest*


(shucks, cannot make it. 11 was a crazy time anyway. xD)


Hike was like super fun, did many stupid but fun things! yay! <3>

thanks to gan for the photos.




happy photo!

destroyed but relieved boys finally reach their first check point after walking forever.

have i ever told anyone that i can levitate? yes, the david blaine kind of way. hoho. levitating people are sexy.







me playing frisbee! yay!


i think frisbee is quite cool, but quite hard to play if your technique isnt good. like mine. ):



tip: dont throw the frisbee too hard if you aren't good at it or cannot aim properly, lest you want to hit someone in the eye, really really hard.

sorry daryl. ):



ben catches a frisbee! =O



i look more like a dog. woof...



fetch ben. woof.







the following pictures are many of the several incidents were poor frisbee skills were displayed. for example:





marvin letting the frisbee slip right through his hands! =O





he looks afraid of the frisbee. but then again...










in fear, marvin attempts to escape from the incoming yellow unidentified flying object, to us known as a frisbee.



despite his valiant fight against the yellow menace, at the end of the day, the frisbee prevails. (:







Over the Greens





wrestle with the great leader of green latern corps. more stupid shit.









i attempt to lift him up but since


f=ma where a=10ms


however, the green one has a mass of 5283475023, okay. fine i exaggerating. not so little. xP

so abit hard to carry.

see our yellow friend lying abandoned over there? :D





Okaeeeeee. must use more strength.


i think this picture looks kind of gay. O.O

nevemind.





GAME OVER!!



the gargangtuan gory grannyish green guy is down and pinned!!! (:


dont worry, this was just for fun and no animal was harmed in the process.








i can run faster than the reaction time of the camera! so cool. butcant really see. ):

bleah. its looks cool kaeeee.









moving the tent!

park ranger forced us to unpitch eveything and go somewhere else, cause the open field was not for camping. O.O

we just carried the test. (:

yay!!

nat looks surprised. =P






bus stop!





marvin is crazeeeee. yay! i like the sbs bus. its really empty and good for singing songs at the back. (:






PHOTO IN THE NIGHT!! =O



whats with marvin again. -_-"









some garden, somewhere in the little red dot. everyone seems quite hyper now! hehehe.

JUST LOSE IT!!
sorry, song im listening to now.

GUNIANG POSE!! =D










We finally completed the entire hike!! so proud of myself.

boys like nice cold big gulps after hikes. super shiok.

big gulp: $1.60
super big gulp: $2.20
either after hike: priceless
for anything else, there's benkhoo.

i like my super big gulp.
sugar is good for the soul.






SUGAR IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL!!!


i need a study buddy!! >.<

nevermind. (:


the video is abit screwed, cause my blog skin is too smal. ):








Thursday 18 January 2007

ben wears pants!

today, was the first time, that i wore MY pants to school. opened it from the packaging in the morning. such a memorable moment. i still vividly remember it more than twelve hours later... with great anticipation, i took out my pants from the cupboard, it seemed to be exactly the same way it was one year ago, since i have got it. trembling with excitment, liberated my cotton buddy from the grasp off the evil plastic bag. it was still all crisp and new as i embraced it with glee.

then, i slipped it on and ran off to school.
die almost late.

let ben take a short run down memory lane. how many times have i been in those lovely white leg concealers? hmm...

prometheum day when it was compulsary to wear pants, cause it looks guai lan to wear shorts and receive the symbol of the cca. i wore bing long's pants cause he was in full uniform and i forgot to wear pants to school. -.-

parade commanding 160107. okaeeee. that was really cool. last minute call for parade commanding. exchanged shorts with bing long again cause parade commander again looks guai lan in shorts.

today! made the first student announcement! raffles quote from the past. (: i screwed up really badly in front of the entire school, but thats another story. hehehe. now, i had wear pants so that i can look more guai lan in front of the school with a vest and tie. AND I WORE MY OWN PANTS OKAEEEEEE. everyone should feel pround of me. yay! =D

i cant take it. i dont like pants. they are very hot to be in. gets dirty easily. bleah.

shorts are cool. period.

the best thing to bring to school

my sweater > all.

without my sweater, i would be heavily disabled because of the following reasons:
1. being cold and not being to concentrate in class
2. my arm would be numb when my sleep. besides my sweater makes a good pillow.

i dont think i can live without my sweater, its like the sexiest thing around. muacks. i love you sweater! (: times 782390. sexiness gets new meaning.

Monday 15 January 2007

nursery rhymes are sexy

SEXAAEEEEEEEE. =O
yes nursery rhymes are like cool. did you know that there many underlying meanings behind all nursery rhymes? like sing a song of six pence was a recruitment drive song of blackbeard the pirate. sounds like some day little kiddies will be going "i'm loving it." that kid definitely would be an obese one. =D

baabaa black sheep = peasants being robbed of 2/3s of their earnings.
london bridge = burying people under the bridge to build it.
ring around the rosies = rhyme of the black plague

blah blah blah blah blah. shall not chatter on like a lit teacher.

omgosh, nursey rhymes are OMGWTFBQQQQ 1337 h4xx0rz0rz! but i like it that way! =D must thank mrs D'cruz for telling me about this. yay! you rock mrs D'cruz. next time tell us more ghost stories during lit lessons. =D

lit lesson is siao/nonsense/wierd/difficult/impossible/idiotic. wtfong, given a poem like:

De Kinderliefe
nfliaegjalfm jf gna.klgn rgaklgfna gek vdkhwolifhjfnsbkdhjmanfiiajsrhfiirutyorlhdn,z

decipher. -_-" hoho. BUT doing random nonsense is good for health. at least wont end up sleeping in class like *ahem* chinese.

Saturday 13 January 2007

friendster!

gosh. i like finally have a friendster account. =O

i never bothered to make one in the past. but i dont like the format. bleah. i cant upload my pictures either since my photo sizes are mostly 1.2MB++. aw... nevermind. i'll survive. hehehe. (:

nothing fun in school to blog about. hoho. work piles on my table. i shall answer the call of the damsel in distress on top of that white tower! =O

homework time.
wish me luck.
and pray that i survive.

Thursday 11 January 2007

sleep is good for the soul

sleep. a basic need of a normal human being. its during this time that we take time to rest and rejuvinate and our body can repair itself. during sleep, growth hormones are also excreted, which is vital for those who are vertically challenged.

i need sleep. like now. havent had enough sleep in the past few days. we should sleep, especially people like yao... guang/yang. i've been sleeping in class, which is dangerous to me. Today, i woke up with a yellow ear, after dozing off during bio (eh, who can actually stay awake during bio other than china scholars?)

okay. i cant type no shit. im sleepy.

sexy people sleep early.

ZzZzZz...

Monday 8 January 2007

ice cream! (:
















compare the sizes. the left one is a normal sized softee. the right one is a benkhoosized softie. yay! =DDD

i feel really bloated now. taken too much crap in today. there goes my allowance. oh well. ): lets take a look at...

Ben's Menu 080107
1 packet of fried rice
1 fried egg
1 Zinger burger
1 small coleslaw
1 nissin chicken mushroom cup noodles
1 packet of peanut butter m&ms

1 large slurpee

1 kinder bueno

1 big gulp

1 kfc small root beer w/o ice

1 benkhoosized softeee

okaeeeee. im like bloated and cant eat even an ikan bilis now. bleah. so much sugar. BUT SUGAR IS NICE!! :)))

Sunday 7 January 2007

2ND POST OF THE DAY!!

okaeeee. i dont know why im blogging again, but then i dont want to sleep at 11.54pm. its not a nice number. shall zao at 0000hrs. (:

stupid speech, i have to make tmr. IN DEFENCE OF MY QUIRKS. shift one! im not quirky kaaayyyy. even if i am i dont know what it is. darn. too lazy to really come up with a proper speech. so my quirk shall be.... PROCRASTINATION!!! =O really. no kidding. tmr, go in front, do an impromtu nonsense speech in front of class. become the laughing stock of the day, then get taupok. settled.

i havent blogged about ISL dinner!!! =O pity i didnt bring my camera along. havent taken pictures with some people from ISL. aw. poor me. luckly people. this is nonsense. anyway, the food was good, but then some of people from the viet team did turn up, thats quite alot considering there were around like, 15 people? minus five people who didnt come, minus another three people who are from my family. that leaves me with seven. nice. (: better than nothing. haha.

oh no. look at the time! =O its long, way past my bed time. im going to get spanked for that.

ben you bad boy.
*SMACK*
ow.

okaeee. no more nonsense from me. to the bed! harry potter next book should change name to, harry potter and the scary pillows. i dont like sleeping alot. oh well.

goodnight.
byebye.

JOY!! =D

if you are happyyyy and you know it
clap your hands!!
if you are happyyy and you know it
SCREAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!

i am HAPPY/ECSTATIC/DELIGHTED/ON CLOUD NINE/IN HIGH SPIRITS/JOVIAL /blahblahblah. (:

after two months if finally completed my commonwealth essay!!!! not like it really matters or anything but then. =)))

i must celebrate by trying to convince my parents to eat out tonight. x)

i dont know why im like that either. ben is wierd la. RI made me in a wierdo. hmphh... but i shall stay that way. lalalalalala. spammmm..

BE HAPPYYYY. =)))

Thursday 4 January 2007

first blood!

i almost died. =D

okay, maybe not, im exaggerating.

being the first person be taupoked when school just reopens isn't exactly the best thing that can happen to an guy. ow. my neck was like being pressed on by *ahem* someone's shoulder, before 29430823 other people piled up upon me. ow. very pain la. they say our life flash past your eyes right before the moment you die, but then i saw nothing, but the faces of those stacking up on the heap of bodies. im too young to die. i want to say im too beautiful/sexy/smart to die but then. nevermind. maybe some other time. xD

im nuts/have a screw loose/going bonkers/crazy/siao. whatever.

-> i enjoyed school today. <-

new lit teacher is kind of cool. mrs deCruz. shucks, but she didnt recognise me. x( i recognised zhaojie, cause he acted the "HAIRLESS BEAST!!" but then how about benkhoo. ): how can you forget the prostitute, yet remember POSITION 63!! SIXTY THREE!! <3>
physics was freaky. did all kinds of stupid experiments, and burn lots of stuff. xD miss huang even went all the way into the guys toilet, while hanfei was peeing.

nice.

that like deserved an an aye cee yee fullstop and a complete paragraph by itself la. ting jai supposedly took a picture. but then nothing really happened there. only i nearly some stupid thing. where i held the cup covered by a lip upsidedown over my head, and it nearly poured all over me. hehe.


leave you with a lame joke. =D

Q: Why can't there be any love between a physicist and biologist?
A: cause there isn't any chemistry between them. =P




Wednesday 3 January 2007

poof!

oh no! got a new blogskin, but then i wont work on internet explorer. i dont know how to do all that kind of computer stuff, so. x(
you can help me. (:

anyway, today was the first day of school. nothing really interesting happened. only that we realised that activities in the classroom can be observed from the outside! =O

time to put up some curtains. (:


got to do my commonwealth essay.

Tuesday 2 January 2007

times up

as i type down these words, the clock is slowly ticking, ticking, ticking. my time is almost up, send ben back to the brainwashing chamber in bishan. oh no. x(

it feels really ironic that i am dreading school, yet at the same time, i am kind of excited to return to school. kind of miss my school life. ben you are wierd.

as i ponder upon my holidays, it find it quite fufuiling. been through lots of shit and fun through this holidays: AQ training! Pipes Practice! Vietnam! Ice-skating! Christmas nonsense! New years day! Random rubbish! it has been exhilarating and i would like to thanks all those that have been through this with me. <3 you people.

runnning a fever now. ben will be a good boy and turn in soon. i hope i wont be sick tomorrow.

P.S. 4C people, if you havent known by now, our chinese/form teacher next year will be the HOD of chinese. forgot her name, but i guess we're all dood ya? =D

Monday 1 January 2007

random

lamzy spotted something cool.

check out band outing post, 2nd picture.

guess who that is? x)