ice cream! (:

compare the sizes. the left one is a normal sized softee. the right one is a benkhoosized softie. yay! =DDD

i feel really bloated now. taken too much crap in today. there goes my allowance. oh well. ): lets take a look at...

Ben's Menu 080107
1 packet of fried rice
1 fried egg
1 Zinger burger
1 small coleslaw
1 nissin chicken mushroom cup noodles
1 packet of peanut butter m&ms

1 large slurpee

1 kinder bueno

1 big gulp

1 kfc small root beer w/o ice

1 benkhoosized softeee

okaeeeee. im like bloated and cant eat even an ikan bilis now. bleah. so much sugar. BUT SUGAR IS NICE!! :)))

2ND POST OF THE DAY!!

okaeeee. i dont know why im blogging again, but then i dont want to sleep at 11.54pm. its not a nice number. shall zao at 0000hrs. (:

stupid speech, i have to make tmr. IN DEFENCE OF MY QUIRKS. shift one! im not quirky kaaayyyy. even if i am i dont know what it is. darn. too lazy to really come up with a proper speech. so my quirk shall be.... PROCRASTINATION!!! =O really. no kidding. tmr, go in front, do an impromtu nonsense speech in front of class. become the laughing stock of the day, then get taupok. settled.

i havent blogged about ISL dinner!!! =O pity i didnt bring my camera along. havent taken pictures with some people from ISL. aw. poor me. luckly people. this is nonsense. anyway, the food was good, but then some of people from the viet team did turn up, thats quite alot considering there were around like, 15 people? minus five people who didnt come, minus another three people who are from my family. that leaves me with seven. nice. (: better than nothing. haha.

oh no. look at the time! =O its long, way past my bed time. im going to get spanked for that.

ben you bad boy.
*SMACK*
ow.

okaeee. no more nonsense from me. to the bed! harry potter next book should change name to, harry potter and the scary pillows. i dont like sleeping alot. oh well.

goodnight.
byebye.

JOY!! =D

if you are happyyyy and you know it
clap your hands!!
if you are happyyy and you know it
SCREAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!

i am HAPPY/ECSTATIC/DELIGHTED/ON CLOUD NINE/IN HIGH SPIRITS/JOVIAL /blahblahblah. (:

after two months if finally completed my commonwealth essay!!!! not like it really matters or anything but then. =)))

i must celebrate by trying to convince my parents to eat out tonight. x)

i dont know why im like that either. ben is wierd la. RI made me in a wierdo. hmphh... but i shall stay that way. lalalalalala. spammmm..

BE HAPPYYYY. =)))

first blood!

i almost died. =D

okay, maybe not, im exaggerating.

being the first person be taupoked when school just reopens isn't exactly the best thing that can happen to an guy. ow. my neck was like being pressed on by *ahem* someone's shoulder, before 29430823 other people piled up upon me. ow. very pain la. they say our life flash past your eyes right before the moment you die, but then i saw nothing, but the faces of those stacking up on the heap of bodies. im too young to die. i want to say im too beautiful/sexy/smart to die but then. nevermind. maybe some other time. xD

im nuts/have a screw loose/going bonkers/crazy/siao. whatever.

-> i enjoyed school today. <-

new lit teacher is kind of cool. mrs deCruz. shucks, but she didnt recognise me. x( i recognised zhaojie, cause he acted the "HAIRLESS BEAST!!" but then how about benkhoo. ): how can you forget the prostitute, yet remember POSITION 63!! SIXTY THREE!! <3>
physics was freaky. did all kinds of stupid experiments, and burn lots of stuff. xD miss huang even went all the way into the guys toilet, while hanfei was peeing.

nice.

that like deserved an an aye cee yee fullstop and a complete paragraph by itself la. ting jai supposedly took a picture. but then nothing really happened there. only i nearly some stupid thing. where i held the cup covered by a lip upsidedown over my head, and it nearly poured all over me. hehe.


leave you with a lame joke. =D

Q: Why can't there be any love between a physicist and biologist?
A: cause there isn't any chemistry between them. =P

poof!

oh no! got a new blogskin, but then i wont work on internet explorer. i dont know how to do all that kind of computer stuff, so. x(
you can help me. (:

anyway, today was the first day of school. nothing really interesting happened. only that we realised that activities in the classroom can be observed from the outside! =O

time to put up some curtains. (:


got to do my commonwealth essay.

times up

as i type down these words, the clock is slowly ticking, ticking, ticking. my time is almost up, send ben back to the brainwashing chamber in bishan. oh no. x(

it feels really ironic that i am dreading school, yet at the same time, i am kind of excited to return to school. kind of miss my school life. ben you are wierd.

as i ponder upon my holidays, it find it quite fufuiling. been through lots of shit and fun through this holidays: AQ training! Pipes Practice! Vietnam! Ice-skating! Christmas nonsense! New years day! Random rubbish! it has been exhilarating and i would like to thanks all those that have been through this with me. <3 you people.

runnning a fever now. ben will be a good boy and turn in soon. i hope i wont be sick tomorrow.

P.S. 4C people, if you havent known by now, our chinese/form teacher next year will be the HOD of chinese. forgot her name, but i guess we're all dood ya? =D

random

lamzy spotted something cool.

check out band outing post, 2nd picture.

guess who that is? x)